If I was your girlfriend…

Isn’t this rich coming from someone whose been single for most of her 20s? But that doesn’t mean I don’t know what I want and especially what I don’t want. I also know in what areas I can be highly difficult and I have no problem with being upfront about it. I don’t care if I seem like a bitch because some guy out there will be able to handle it. Don’t get me wrong, I’m a very loving person but being with someone is hard work, especially when you’ve never had a healthy relationship before. I seriously don’t know what it’s like so it would be interesting to find out. However, I have a feeling that I’m one of these people who can only manage complicated and never normal. But that’s ok too. Anyway, there are just some things that I’m sure of, although I am of course aware that any of these things could change, depending on the person I end up dating. I can’t imagine it but you never know. So here is what you’ll get yourself into when you’re dating me. (Man-repeller should me a job.) But you be the judge if I seem like a horrible girlfriend or not.

Girlfriend material

  • We would laugh a lot.
  • I would not want to see you 24/7.
  • You would have to listen to audio books for children because they help me fall asleep.
  • We would have lots of Netflix and chill nights and actually chill.
  • I would wear whatever the hell I want, but probably criticize you.
  • You would have to catch Pokémon while I’m driving.
  • We would not get married.
  • I would make you go to Disneyland with me.
  • You would have to accept that I watch a million different TV-shows.
  • We would try partying together and see how it goes.
  • I would write about you.
  • You would have to take a lot of pictures of me for my blog, Insta etc.
  • We would still be individual people.
  • I would constantly nag you about how I want my pics to look like.
  • You would have to join me at family events so I finally don’t have to go by myself, anymore.
  • We would not see each other a ton because of work, friends etc.
  • I would make you close the toilet seat.
  • You would have to accept my feminist attitude and act accordingly.
  • We would talk about moving in together and you would see me freaking out about it.
  • I  would steal your clothes because they’re so much more comfortable.
  • You would have to watch a lot of children’s movies and TV-shows with me.
  • We would have a blast playing old Play Station or Nintendo games.
  • I would probably tell my friends everything that you do.
  • You would have to deal with someone whose been single forever.
  • We would go on a date to Burger King and I would think it’s cute.
  • I would have mood swings.
  • You would have to fight passionately or go down.
  • We would take dance lessons cause I’ve wanted to do it, forever.
  • I would burp and not care if you’re present.
  • You would not have to compliment me all day, everyday, cause it gets super boring.
  • We would not be one of these couples that posts everything online. Except for me tweeting and blogging and snapping about it, of course.
  • I would prefer ordering in instead of eating out, most of the time.
  • You would have to accept my picky eating habits.
  • We would go on a double-date with my coupled-up friends.
  • I would probably have problems with your female friends cause of my bad experience.
  • You would have to be fan of the right soccer team, or at least not be a fan of the biggest rival.
  • We would plan some great adventures cause I’m a little crazy.
  • I would love you with all my heart until you screw up. Then I would be your biggest nightmare.
  • You would have to have a great sense of humor or else, I would drive you nuts.
  • We would not call each other nicknames, all the time.
  • I would probably be late for most of our dates.
  • You would have no say in what I spend my money on.
  • We would have oldschool game nights.
  • I would love you with all my heart.
  • You would be in for an adventure.
  • We would sleep with two blankets because I can’t handle sharing one.
  • I would constantly take pictures.
  • You would have to accept my Nick Carter pillow in bed.
  • We would also have a good time despite everything.

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⋅ 34 ⋅ a rollercoaster ride ⋅ undateable ⋅ dreamer ⋅ explorer ⋅ disney obsessed ⋅ ♥
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